Christmas Gift - Joey/Sid One-Shot by billierevenge, literature
Literature
Christmas Gift - Joey/Sid One-Shot
CHRISTMAS GIFT – JOEY/SID ONE-SHOT
“Joey! Joey! Wake up, it’s Christmas!” Sid yelled jumping on Joey’s bed and getting on all fours over his friend to shake him awake.
“Get the fuck off me Sid.” The small drummer groaned pushing Sid off him.
Sid landed on the floor with a small cry and he got up slowly, rubbing his back.
“Ow! Joey you’re mean.” He said.
“Yeah, yeah. I know.” The small drummer said, getting out of his bed.
‘Oh God…’ The DJ thought, looking at Joey who was only in his boxers. ‘He’s so hot…’
“I’ll
HALLOWEEN PARTY
Mick waved at them to draw their attention.
"Ok. He's Joey Jordison, my cousin." he said, pointing at the short guy near him.
He had red stripes in his black hair and an expressionless mask with really dark mouth and eyes and fake blood on it. He was wearing vinyl trousers and platform boots, and a fish-net shirt under a black tuxedo with a tie. He managed look creepy but somehow sexy at the same time.
"Hello." he said. His voice was deeper than they thought.
"Wow..." Emi blinked a couple of times "What...what are you wearing?"
Joey looked at himself "Well...I could be a vampire...ok, probably I'm not tall enough...so...
Case of the Missing Sandwich by JoeyJMaggot, literature
Literature
Case of the Missing Sandwich
Ok, I love complete insanity and Joey Jordison as much as the next guy. So I went and wrote this!
Joey sat scowling across the room. In a tour bus full of 9 people, things get stolen, but this had gone too far. This time it was personal. Nobody take Joey Jordison's sandwich and gets away with it.
Joey had set his sandwich on the counter and went to get a drink out of the fridge. In the 5 seconds it took to run to the fridge and pull out a soda, the sandwich disappeared. There were 8 possible suspects. Little did they know, Joey would get his revenge... And it would be sweet.
So he sat and spotted his first target. Sid. That little bastard
I don't own slipknot. I don't think this ever happened but if it did, I'd be there with my camera. I do own the songs however. I wrote them.
Act I
Joey woke up and he thought it was any normal day. Oh, how he was wrong. It all began when he walked into the living room.
"The birds are singing, bells are ringing, it's a picture perfect day," Corey sang.
"The sun is shining, People ain't dying, It's a beautiful sunny day!" Mick added in a rather high voice.
"Yes! It's hard to make a fuss!" Sid added even higher, "In our quaint little bus! On such a lovely day!!!!"
"It's a picture perfect day!" sang Chris, Corey, Shawn and Mick "We're reall
The Camping Trip from Hell by JoeyJMaggot, literature
Literature
The Camping Trip from Hell
Well, It's summer vacation and you know what that means!!! That means I have to stay in my house so I can go back to school and get lost when standing in front of a large white piece of paper! YAY! But enough of my problems.... I've been here for 2 days and I'm bored already.
Chapter 1: So it Begins
"There is nothing good on TV!" Complained Sid surfing through all 100 channels for the thousandth time that day. Joey looked at him casually from behind his magazine. He went back to the magazine.
"Why the fuck are you in my house Sid?" he asked.
"My house is boring." Sid replied clicking madly at the remote, "Plus the front door was unlocked.
I Could Get Used to This by X-Tourniquet-X, literature
Literature
I Could Get Used to This
Corey shifted as he lay on his back and stared up at the ceiling. He heart Mick grunt a little, and felt him shift too. Sharing a hotel room could be really awkward, depending on who Corey was sharing with.
And tonight, it was awkward. Sure, he loved Mick, but he knew the guitarist probably wasn't comfortable sharing a bed with a guy who'd boned the band's drummer, after all.
They lay there silently until finally Corey spoke.
"Hey man, I'm sorry you're stuck in here with me and all," he said. "I'm sure you…can't be all that comfortable…"
Mick shrugged.
"I don't care," he said. "At least I know you won't molest me or anything. I mean
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